My Microsoft Edge news feed: same crap, different day

Microsoft Edge has a start page which recommends stories to me. Since forever, it’s been the same shit, different day. I’d like to know who’s pipelining this stuff down the transmission belt, and then have a word with him/her/it. I brought up the page at random, and got results that are pretty typical for what I see whenever I open Edge.

The main doomscroll, upper left:

  1. John Kerry shows how climate hysteria forces you to deny reality (Climate fearmongering)
  2. White Woman Gets Fired After Being Caught On Camera Harassing A Black Man Whie Fishing In His Neighborhood (Race agitation)
  3. Ad
  4. Disney Faces Heavy Criticism After Bold New Images of Its Latest Live=-Action Film Surface Online (Race agitation)
  5. It’s time to scrap our ridiculous privacy laws (showing a guy in a business suit with a big smirk)
  6. Ad
  7. ‘When will it end?’ A Wisconsin school board ousts first grade teacher over inclusive song (GLBTQQIAOMGWTF)
  8. Explainer: What does nonbinary mean? (GLBTQQIAOMGWTF)
  9. A big hire imploded at Texas A&M. Conservatives are cheering. (Race agitation)
  10. Scientists May Have Stollen Metallic Spherules Found on the Ocean Floor. (Aliens)
  11. Ad
  12. This Italian Man Is Going Viral For Roasting American Culture, And He’s 100% Right (Mama mia!)
  13. As heat records break, the climate movement has the right answers – but the words are all wrong (Climate fearmongering)
  14. Critical Race Theory & Advocating For The Education Your Kids Need (Race agitation)
  15. Ad
  16. ‘I don’t even go in the makeup section anymore’: Walmart customer says they can’t leave certain areas without paying first (complaining about anti-shoplifting measures)
  17. Dan Crenshaw shreds Dem colleagues defending child sex change surgery: ‘We are not the crazy ones’ (GLBTQQIAOMGWTF)

Top stories, lower left:

  1. A suspect was charged in the Gilgo Beach serial killings cold case. Here’s a timeline of the case and the investigation (crime)
  2. US House passes defense bill authorizing record spending; Senate debate next (Bidet junta)
  3. Biden forgives $39 billion in US student debt using program tweak (Bidet junta)

The rest:

  1. The Second American Civil War Has Begun (Bidet junta)
  2. Ad
  3. “Nobody wins in this” — the cycling community reacts to new UCI transgender policy (GLBTQQIAOMGWTF)
  4. Planned Torah, Bible-burning event in Sweden spurs outrage from Israeli officials: ‘shameful decision’ (Eskimos)
  5. Ad
  6. What in the Segregation Is This? Arizona Republican Calls Black People ‘Colored’ During House Floor Debate (Race agitation)
  7. Weather (At least no climate fearmongering this time)

The last time I saw something particularly interesting was a little while ago when a story came up about the benefits of breast milk. Everyone loves tits, right?

My Microsoft Edge news feed: same crap, different day

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