Lately, Resident Joe Bidet cheated his way into the White House. The Democrats also were up to their old tricks again in the Georgia runoff, giving them the Senate. You can bet your bottom dollar that the Evil Party will do whatever they can to grant themselves a permanent lock on the Federal government and shut out the Stupid Party, not that it makes all that much difference at this point. They might even try to pack the Supreme Court, something even FDR didn’t dare attempt. They’re certainly going to go full speed ahead with population replacement migration, keeping the USA on track toward having a non-white majority. I wouldn’t be surprised if amongst themselves they giggle about that like little girls.
You’d think the Bidet supporters would be happy now that they got just about everything they want. Instead, there’s been a lot of talk about taking thought control to the next level. Some of them call Trump supporters “brainwashed,” at best it’s the pot calling the kettle black. Others call for “deradicalization,” “deprogramming,” and even that evocative old word “re-education.” They’re all but giggling like little girls about that one too.
NewsWars made a handy compilation of some prominent figures pushing for this. The first citation was by the “cult expert” Steve Hassan, who thereby outed himself as a major league douchebag. Then there was “America’s Sweetheart” Katie Couric:
On HBO’s “Real Time” last Friday, TV news anchor Katie Couric pondered how the left was going to “deprogram” Trump supporters from the “cult of Trump” once Biden assumes office.
“They bought into this big lie. And the question is, how are we going to, really, almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump?” she asked Bill Maher.
If that doesn’t shake someone’s faith in the concept of the press as an ideologically neutral pillar of democracy, then I don’t know what will. Anyway, all this is talk so far – and apparently a lot of it – but what exactly are they planning to do? That’s what television is for, of course. However, if TV is failing to indoctrinate tens of millions of the public, then presumably all this reeducation will require a reeducation camp.
And last week, Project Veritas captured PBS’ principal lawyer Michael Beller admitting that the left is aiming to take away the children of Trump supporters to be “re-educated” when Biden becomes president.
“We go for all the Republican voters and Homeland Security will take their children away. . . we’ll put them into the re-education camps.”
So at least for some leftists out there, that’s exactly what’s on the table. Kicking sand in our faces just isn’t enough for them.
The archetypal example
The term “reeducation camp” tends to conjure up the Vietnamese experience. After Henry Kissinger bungled the Paris Peace Accords by negotiating a sucker deal, South Vietnam was overrun a couple of years later in a sneak attack. Only a token American presence remained, per the terms of the treaty, unable to defend our ally. The shaky Ford administration couldn’t even get Congress to send aid.
Then the Fall of Saigon occurred, something I found chilling even though I was very young and up to that point had no awareness of what was going on. After seizing power, former government officials and military officers were rounded up and taken into custody. The new Marxist régime promised it would be just a few months at most, but actual conditions turned out to be far worse, especially for those on their shit list. Even our good friends at WaPo tell us that the experience certainly was no picnic:
The reeducators gave seven, week-long political lessons, [former General Nguyen Huu] Co recalled, following each with reading and discussion among the generals. The instructors were not interested in back talk. “We couldn’t say frankly that we had not fought against our homeland,” he said. [. . .]
After the first three years, Co’s situation deteriorated sharply. He and his fellow generals were moved to a new camp in northern Vietnam, near the border with China. There they faced forced labor and short rations. No packages from home were allowed for the first year in the new camp; one every other month was permitted in the second. Letters were permitted once every two months. “That camp was the hardest,” he said.
Apparently this seems to be what leftists today think we deserve, because we disagree with their wise opinions.
Two can play that game
Leftists need to understand that karma is a bitch with fleas. As their own proverb went back in the 1960s, “What goes around, comes around.” It’s a common historical theme that leftists keep pushing the envelope with outrageousness. Meanwhile, rightists play Mr. Nice Guy until they finally get sick of putting up with all the nonsense. Our patience has been far too great thus far, but it’s not inexhaustible. The globalists and their leftist proxies are making a grave miscalculation to think they have impunity to kick a sleeping giant indefinitely. Any nasty stuff they do to us will, by their own example, be fair game in return.
If we decide to follow suit, then what would one of our reeducation camps be like? If it comes to that, let’s see if we can come up with a basic model, and have a little more panache than the leftist version. First up will be the daily schedule, then the intake process, and a ten week instructional program in three phases for recovery from leftism. It’s difficult to recover from a lifetime of indoctrination, but the following course will offer a good chance of rehabilitating degenerate snowflakes into decent citizens.
Reveille is at 0400, followed by roll call. Then mandatory hygiene will follow; leftists sure need a lot of it. Recruits who refuse will be taken to the Bull Connor Memorial Courtyard to get showers delivered by fire hoses. Wash that funk off the skin, or else it gets the hose again! At daybreak, recruits will perform the Bellamy salute during the flag-raising ceremony. Training follows through the day, as detailed further below. Lights out is at 2100. At 2115, everyone gets up again to scrub the barracks with toothbrushes until the place sparkles for the morning inspection. Those displaying incorrect attitude will be voluntold to stand fire watch duty during the night, in addition to being gigged with other penalties as needed.
Week 0 (Reception): On Monday, recruits arrive at the base, on cattle cars of course. Belongings will be searched for contraband. If an iPhone, iPad, or another Crapple slave labor product is found, the recruit will be required to smash it with a sledgehammer. Then they’ll report for delousing. For a cute practical joke, it will be a shower room cleverly disguised as a gas chamber. Then they’ll get pinstriped uniforms, along with triangular patches for helpful identification of their personal problems.
Camp orientation follows. The first item is that they’ll be shown where the infirmary is; many new arrivals will need Red Pills to obtain relief from television withdrawal. A medic will be on hand throughout the reeducation experience to burst ideological bubbles. Recruits will receive an experimental mRNA vaccine against the cultural Marxism mind-virus. It’ll be great if it works, and if it doesn’t work, well… Also, they’ll be drug tested, and any dopers will be required to smoke oregano and sniff scouring powder until they reach enlightenment.
On the next day, anyone with blue, green, or purple hair will get a free buzz cut, as well as those with whitey-dreads. The day after, they’ll have their PC blindfolds removed, the bananas pulled out of their ears, and a doctor specializing in cranio-rectal extraction will be on hand for difficult cases. The rest of the day, they’ll be put into formation and learn to goose step. On Thursday, their fitness level will be assessed to determine what kind of wimps they are. On Friday, they learn how to pick up their rooms for once. During times not otherwise occupied, recruits will shovel a pile of gravel from one side of a road to the other, then back again. Weaklings who can’t hack it will be sent to a room where they fill sandbags using a teaspoon. Recruits will be assigned to a drill instructor who promptly will point out their personal shortcomings in great detail. On Sunday, there will be a religious observance where they may worship a Peruvian helicopter that was in use during the Pinochet administration.
The remedial education syllabus for leftists
Week 1 (red phase begins): The first order of business is that recruits will undertake a crash course in history, since leftists never had proper instruction before. Major topics will include the self-evident truth of American exceptionalism, the glories of Western civilization, and how “People of Color” actually lived prior to colonialism bearing the torch of civilization. At the end of the week, they must produce an essay about all the things Howard Zinn got wrong.
Week 2: Recruits will study remedial math. There will be a special emphasis on statistics, so that they’re capable of discussing the topic intelligently for the first time in their lives. In particular, they’ll learn what an average is, and why statistical outliers don’t refute the average. Practical economics is another key focus. Their assignment for the week is to explain why money doesn’t grow on trees.
Week 3: The topic will be basic biology. Recruits will learn about prenatal development until they understand that a baby is not a “choice.” They also will study sexual dimorphism to rid them of the belief that there are more genders than Carter has liver pills. Finally, they’ll learn about basic genetics and why that matters. The required essay will be about why men can’t get pregnant, contrary to radical gender theory narratives popularized by the MSM. It shouldn’t take long; even a sentence is sufficient to explain the truth.
Week 4 (white phase begins): Race realism is the next subject, which will be studied from all angles. This especially includes why racial differences matter, particularly intelligence, crime rates, and average group behavior. Recruits will learn why mass Third World immigration, forced integration, and miscegenation are bad. Throughout the week, former race mixers will wear an “I defiled my race” placard and a noose around their necks. The essay topic is about how positive diversity means independent peoples living separately and at peace with their neighbors, rather than turning major cities into racial pressure cookers.
Week 5: The subject is a multifaceted presentation of the “JQ.” The writings of Kevin McDonald and others will be studied in depth. The list of horribles will be detailed, from Karl Marx and the Rothschilds down to Bernie Madoff and Jeffrey Epstein, and why they need to stop doing that. In the beginning, Members of the Tribe in attendance will be asked if they believe that collective guilt is a valid concept. Nothing happens to those who do not, but those who do believe in collective guilt will attend a special self-criticism session at the end. There, they will check their privilege and apologize for everything their tribesmen did wrong. Then they’ll discuss their sincere commitment to be good citizens henceforth, and to remind any errant members of their tribe of the importance to do so. (Those who object will be invited to wash out of the program, renounce their citizenship, and buy a one-way ticket to Tel Aviv.) The essay will be about why rootless cosmopolitans need to start learning from their mistakes.
Week 6 (blue phase begins): This week, recruits will learn all about the MSM, who runs it, and how the countless TV stations, newspapers, magazines, and other outlets within five like-minded conglomerates and a controlled opposition conglomerate create a false illusion of choice. Former presstitutes will attend an all-day samokritika session tearfully repenting for every lie they told during their journalism careers. Those who refuse may opt out and wade through a hog lagoon all day instead. All recruits will write an essay about their personal experiences in how the MSM formed their incorrect viewpoints since childhood.
Week 7: Recruits will learn about the blood-soaked history of Communism and who started it and were the major participants and promoters. They’ll also learn that socialism doesn’t simply mean a bunch of free goodies. While other recruits throw rotten tomatoes at them, former Antifa members will perform samokritika describing how they were dupes thinking they were fighting The System but actually were serving as its paramilitary arm. At the end of the week, any unrepentant pinkos and comsymps will have to buy a one-way ticket to Pyongyang where they can spend the rest of their lives digging ditches for their buddy Kim Jong Un. The essay will be about why Senator Joseph McCarthy was a hero and the journalists opposing him were goddamn traitors.
Week 8: The next topic is globalism. First, recruits will be instructed in the century-long history of the Deep State. They’ll learn why democracy is a sham if both major parties answer to the same paymasters. They’ll study the web of unelected New World Order institutions and tricky foundations sometimes pretending to be humanitarians. They need to know that this gang has been conspiring to turn the entire world into a single police state run by billionaires, in which the impoverished masses are utterly dependent on the government. This week, any former Deep State members in attendance will wear sackcloth and ashes instead of their uniforms, and spend an hour a day sharpening guillotine blades. The essay will be about why Brave New World is a dystopia rather than a wonderful model for society.
Week 9: Instruction will be about the wrecking job that cultural Marxism has done over a century, and who started it. They will gain a new understanding of critical theory and its spinoffs, radical feminism, radical GLBTs, radicalized youth movements, minority agitation, and so forth. Former leftist professors will attend a lengthy struggle session while wearing dunce caps, confessing how they indoctrinated their students. Recruits will write an essay on the ways the dirty hippies, comsymps, and outside agitators ruined America during the 1960s.
Week 10: Finally, recruits will be instructed in all the things they never knew about the Third Reich and the Second World War. The first subject is the Marxist uprising in Germany at the end of the First World War, continued subversion efforts following that, and who was behind these things. More conditions during the Weimar Republic will be discussed: degeneracy and who promoted it, economic devastation and who profiteered from it, and so forth. Other topics are the international situation prior to and following the outbreak of war: Churchill’s secret war guarantee to Poland, FDR’s antagonistic policies toward Japan, his foreknowledge about Pearl Harbor and failure to put the base on alert after setting them up, FDR’s secret cables to Churchill plotting war, how the two gave away Eastern Europe to their buddy “Uncle Joe” Stalin during the Yalta conference, and so forth. The final essay of the course will be about why a war means that everyone gets their hands dirty.
For a bonus round, recruits will see a video tour of Auschwitz (some already exist) showing off amenities for the inmates, like the swimming pool, hospital, orchestra, soccer field, library, camp post office, and the brothel. (The recruits, deprived for nearly three months of their familiar comforts, may start to feel a bit envious at that point.) They’ll also notice the huge unused smokestack that doesn’t adjoin any building, built by Soviet army engineers who clearly didn’t understand the purpose of their orders. Of course, the presentation will include the alleged gas chamber, behind a regular office door with a window, with visible lines on the floor where ordinary interior walls and a toilet fixture used to be, and none of the characteristic blue stains on the bricks that would occur with repeated exposure to hydrocyanic gas.
Following the graduation ceremony, the recruits will now be decent citizens. They’ll get their civilian clothing back and may return to their normal lives. As a parting gift, graduates will receive free copies of David Duke’s My Awakening for further study, and a discount coupon to buy more copies at cost for their friends and family. Vouchers for retraining in real jobs will be offered for those formerly in unproductive and damaging pursuits like journalists, professional activists, diversity consultants, leftist professors, and social parasites.
Yes, it was a joke
Note well, this wasn’t a serious proposal, but instead was to make light of all this. That should go without saying. Although the leftists really want to rub our noses in it, we can show some magnanimity when it’s our turn. I only want the adults to be in charge henceforth, so that our country will become healthy and normal again. My snowflake boot camp idea was merely black humor. On the other hand, leftists seem to be pretty serious about what they want to do to anyone who disagrees with them.