No, I’m not making this up. Once again, truth is stranger than fiction. The Daily Caller excerpted from a safety pamphlet, including the following:
“Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact,” states NYC’s Health Department.
Hasn’t all this security theater gone far enough by now? Come on, people; we’ve moved from one manufactured crisis to another anyway!